can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
