White coat. Heels.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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