a queef is a wish your heart makes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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