What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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