My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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