i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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