Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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