So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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