So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Mom said you looked used
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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