Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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