chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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