He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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