Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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