Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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