Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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