do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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