I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
How naked do you want me to be?
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