why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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