im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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