im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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