1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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