One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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