I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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