She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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