when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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