I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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