Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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