i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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