So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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