This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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