Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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