Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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