You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
bring money and cleavage
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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