Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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