debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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