Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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