New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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