Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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