Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
