hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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