I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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