How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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