I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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