You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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