Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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