I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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