i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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