didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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