Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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