Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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