Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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