lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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