My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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